Today, if you say “just” woman, you’ve missed something. And the appellations (thanks to the way of experiencing sex) have a whole range of new nuances and uses.
They come straight from America, and if you don’t know them, you risk being left out or being called something that you might not like, but with no chance of a comeback. So, let’s clarify and establish properly who or what it means to be a “Milf,” “Cougar,” or “Gilf.”
If I say Milf, you’re already a bit prepared, I know.
It’s trending these days and is on everyone’s lips. Even on those of teenagers.
M.I.L.F. is an English acronym and, for those like me who grew up with American movies, it inevitably brings to mind “American Pie.” Exactly. I see a light bulb turning on for you: it was coined for Stifler’s mom, alias Jennifer Coolidge, the voluptuous lead actress. What does it mean? “Mother I’d Like to Fuck.”
Milf, in the common sense, has specific and unavoidable characteristics:
– must be over 40 years old
– must have one or more children
– It needs a little plastic surgery touch-up and should still appear quite sexually appealing.
They sway and wiggle, holding in one hand their child’s backpack and in the other a state-of-the-art smartphone. They wear skimpy clothes and tight-fitting shirts. They flutter their eyelashes and have full lips. They attract young men who remain fascinated by their charm and undeniable experience. Because, you know, experience is synonymous with guaranteed fun, but without complications.
The term Milf is often used improperly, especially by teenagers. Now, for them, we are all Milfs! Come to terms with it. But give them a slap if you don’t like it.
And where do we put the Cougars?
I am an extremely important variant on the theme because, at times, wrongly confused with Milfs. A bit of attention now: Cougars are women aged 35 to 55, potential partners, even without children, and only in certain cases do they coincide with Milfs.
The term Cougar bluntly aims to recall their feline and predatory nature. They are hunters who, like cougars or mountain lions, can pursue prey for many days without ever getting tired or giving up. A synonym? Pantheress!
How to recognize them? Aggressive makeup, blatantly provocative clothing, and, if necessary, whip and garter belt ready for use.
Cougar is a sexual lifestyle based on six characteristics:
– having everything under control
– be independent
-experience
– undeniably sexy
– Adoring the attention of men
– proudly be a huntress.
Cougars are attracted to younger men, and to be a Cougar, you actually have to follow a simple mathematical rule: your prey must be half your age plus seven.
Last but only in terms of seniority, there are the Gilf.
I bet you’ve already understood. And I know, the topic becomes delicate.
G.I.L.F. is the acronym for “Granny I’d like to fuck.” Granny is a common diminutive for Grandmother. Indeed. It refers to a woman over 50 who has had children, who in turn have had children. Think of the “Jane Fonda” type, not elderly ladies with walkers and hot water bottles. Gilfs are still attractive women. And inevitably experienced.
If you’re wrinkling your nose, know that there is a strong demand for the latter, even though few men would admit it without hesitation. And if you don’t believe it, take a look at some explicit websites: you’ll come across several unequivocal titles that have grandmothers as their subject!
Now you know everything. Names, characteristics, and attitudes.
And if a kid on the subway were to arbitrarily label you with one of these nicknames, well, explain to him who he’s dealing with and perhaps insist that women prefer to be simply called “women.” You never know, he might just learn…
